I would like to have a word with Kevin Maguire

June 19th, 2009

I have always wanted to speak with artist Kevin Maguire. I have questions to ask him about one particular cover he drew. That would be the cover to Justice League America #28:

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In particular, I would like to ask him about one specific part of the cover:

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Why would I want to ask him about this character? Because at the time this book came out, that character looked exactly like me. EXACTLY!

Let’s check them off:

  • Goofy Haircut? CHECK!
  • Square & Nerdy Glasses? CHECK!
  • Batman T-Shirt? CHECK!
  • Penchant for wearing sweatpants in public? CHECK!
  • Hi-Top, No Name Sneakers, Untied? CHECK!
  • Penchant for eating Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches? CHECK!

The only thing that was not an exact duplicate of me at this time of my life was the exposed midriff. I knew how fat I was and always kept that part securely covered.

So, I wanted to ask Kevin if he was living in Northeast Pennsylvania at that time and somehow saw me on his travels. Because that resemblance was quite uncanny. I was afraid to leave the house for weeks because I was afraid I’d be put on another comic cover! 

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